To Serve Robot-Kind #52

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 26, 2007

by ZMannZilla
12-26-07
Unit-7, we got a problem! BrianTron downloaded a virus, and now he's running around screaming something about "Tobor" and "cornholes"!
I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS THE GOOD NEWS IS I HAVE NORTON ANTIVIRUS ROBOT APOCALYPSE EDITION *boop*
Oh, swell! That IS good news! Now what's this about "bad news"?
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT MY SUBSCRIPTION EXPIRED IN OCTOBER OF 2005 MY VIRUS DEFINITIONS LIBRARY MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY UP TO DATE *boop*
Oooookay then, your Norton is useless then. How's your cornhole working?
NEGATIVE WITH NORTON RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND I DO NOT HAVE THE SYSTEM RESOURCES NECESSARY TO OPEN MY CORNHOLE *boop*