To Serve Robot-Kind #58

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: January 9, 2008

by ZMannZilla
1-09-08
BobTron, while I'll gladly accept any excuse to stop shoveling medical waste in Sector X7-2G, I've learned to be very scared when you call me in for a meeting.
And rightly so, A23-TK421, but this time is different. I've called you here because I'm going to interview you for the company newsletter!
Wow, I didn't even know this company had a newsletter. What's the article about?
Oh, it's just one of those consumer advocacy things, where we test our products and report our findings.
Oh, I see, kind of like "Consumer Reports".
Yes. Now put this blindfold on, and see if you can tell which of these camel turds is low-fat.