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| BobTron, while I'll gladly accept any excuse to stop shoveling medical waste in Sector X7-2G, I've learned to be very scared when you call me in for a meeting. | |
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| And rightly so, A23-TK421, but this time is different. I've called you here because I'm going to interview you for the company newsletter! | |
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| Wow, I didn't even know this company had a newsletter. What's the article about? | |
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| Oh, it's just one of those consumer advocacy things, where we test our products and report our findings. | |
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| Oh, I see, kind of like "Consumer Reports". | |
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| Yes. Now put this blindfold on, and see if you can tell which of these camel turds is low-fat. | |
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