To Serve Robot-Kind #59

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: January 9, 2008

by ZMannZilla
1-09-08
So, BobTron, how are you doing with that consumer advocacy article for the newsletter?
Great, BrianTron! A23-TK421 couldn't taste the difference between the low-fat camel turds and the regular ones! Also, she's in a coma now.
Wait, a COMA? How did this happen?
Well, after the fifth one, she started complaining of a headache, I told her I was on a tight deadline and we had to get through the other 6 in the next 15 minutes, so she better eat faster.
Great, so now we know our new diet product may cause comas! This is no good...
Well, either that, or it was the way I crammed them down her throat when she told me to go jack myself...