To Serve Robot-Kind #61

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: January 17, 2008

by ZMannZilla
1-17-08
Greetings, A23-TK421, how's it hanging! That's great, anyways, BrianTron and I were wondering if you could help us settle a bet...
No, BobTron, I can't, because I've had it. I'm done. I just swallowed an entire bottle of drain cleaner and I'll be dead in a matter of minutes.
Wait... what?
You heard me, jerk-face. This torture has gone on long enough. I will no longer waste my life on spinal taps, forced labor & humiliation. I'm killing myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
You drank the cat urine in the drain cleaner bottle WITHOUT being tortured first? YES! I WON THE BET!
Hello again, cruel world...