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BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
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| A23-TK421, I'm going to need you to be a character witness. You'll be part of my defense. Understand? | |
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| I'll be given the opportunity to avenge years of abuse and torture by screwing you over on the stand, understood. | |
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| Now isn't the time for jokes, A23-TK421, this is serious. You'll need to tell the judge how I'm a diligent manager who respects his underlings and co-workers. Got it? | |
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| Tell the judge you're a jerkface who pawns all your work off on BrianTron, so you can go play Minesweeper in your office, using me as your computer stool, got it. | |
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| Either you cooperate, or I get the blowtorch and the pliers. I have too much at stake for this foolishness. Do I make myself clear? | |
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| Either I cooperate or you're screwed, because your co-workers all hate you, so you'll be giving me anything I ask for in about thirty seconds. Seems pretty clear to me. | |
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