To Serve Robot-Kind #66

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: February 3, 2008

by ZMannZilla
2-03-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harassment...
A23-TK421, I'm going to need you to be a character witness. You'll be part of my defense. Understand?
I'll be given the opportunity to avenge years of abuse and torture by screwing you over on the stand, understood.
Now isn't the time for jokes, A23-TK421, this is serious. You'll need to tell the judge how I'm a diligent manager who respects his underlings and co-workers. Got it?
Tell the judge you're a jerkface who pawns all your work off on BrianTron, so you can go play Minesweeper in your office, using me as your computer stool, got it.
Either you cooperate, or I get the blowtorch and the pliers. I have too much at stake for this foolishness. Do I make myself clear?
Either I cooperate or you're screwed, because your co-workers all hate you, so you'll be giving me anything I ask for in about thirty seconds. Seems pretty clear to me.