To Serve Robot-Kind #68

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: February 3, 2008

by ZMannZilla
2-03-08
BobTron is being sued for sexual harrassment...
...and THAT is why I'm asking this court for $5,000,000 for the emotional trauma I've experienced, AND I want this pervert FIRED from RoboPocalypse Incorporated!
WHOA! How am I supposed to pay that if I don't have a job? Are you NUTS, lady?
OOOH! There he goes again! He wants me to give a lady-job to his nuts! Please, your honor, stop him before he traumatizes my emotions again!
Hmmm, I think I see the problem here. Is it possible you're programmed to turn every phrase I utter into a dirty innuendo?
ACK! HE'S UNSTOPPABLE! NOW HE WANTS TO PUT A GRAM OF UDDERS IN MY DIRTY END-O!
Your honor, I'd like to present the "Only Perverts Play Mass Effect" sticker on her casing as Exhibit A.