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BrianTron is now a Ziontologist...
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| Oh man, BrianTron, that's just sick! How can you honestly believe in that Ziontology crapola? | |
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| Well, I was at the mall over the weekend, and one of their Holy Counselors offered to give me a free session. | |
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| OK, free stuff at the mall, I'm with you so far. Continue. | |
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| He plugged a blue box into me and ran something called "Norton Anti-Thetan", and discovered that my hard drive was absolutely crawling with invisible Infidels! | |
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| So, he erased them for you, gave you his blessing, and you continued shopping, right? | |
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| No, I donated $200 for a Church membership and will be spending the next six years purifying myself for $30 a day. You should really get yourself checked for Infidels, BobTron, it's free you know. | |
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