To Serve Robot-Kind #78

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: March 25, 2008

by ZMannZilla
3-25-08
In Guano Mine #L3-420...
Hahahahaha! The things in the bat poo make me giggle when I eat them! It's absolutely true, and it really really works! Can I paint you green?
Um, no. In fact, I'm not even sure I approve of all this giggling, it makes me think you filthy clones are planning a revolt.
Hahahahahaha! No way! I eat the doo-doo buttons and now I LOVE being a slave to robots! Try one! Then I paint you green! UNICORN POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I know you're up to something, and I'm going to prove it! You just give me one of those white things and I'm going to synthesize an antidote RIGHT NOW!
30 Minutes Later...
You sure I should try one?
Would I, the Lizard King Of Pop, lie unto thee? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M GREEN!!!