R'lyehan Dreams #2 - Gods Who Frown Upon Mulligans

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 2, 2010

by ZMannZilla
5-02-10
Hey Shoggoth, it's a nice day out. I think we should go golfing.
Sweet idea, Lou! I know this great course in Pompeii, and I bet Nodens and Nyarlathotep would be down for a foursome.
I hate golfing with Nodens. He's so... intense. Remember the last time we played with him?
Oh, so he doesn't like mulligans, Lou. What's the big problem?
Doesn't like... Shoggoth, he hunted me for sport the last time I asked for one!
Well, maybe you'll remember that the next time you're being a baby over a one-stroke penalty.