R'lyehan Dreams #3 - With Friends Like These...

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 2, 2010

by ZMannZilla
5-02-10
Hey, Nyarlathotep. Shoggoth tells me you might be interested in a round of golf with us. You want to play?
Are the non-Euclidian spires of Hragnathol insanely freakin' tall? Heck yeah! Nodens is coming, right?
Um, no. I was thinking maybe we shouldn't invite someone who's going to put an arrow in my ass over a mulligan dispute.
Well, then I can't go. Nodens put a tracking bracelet on me that explodes if I hang out with you guys without him.
*sigh* Then I guess we do have to invite him. Unholy crap, why is he even our friend?
Well, imagine how bad it'd suck if he didn't like you.