R'lyehan Dreams #5 - Snacking On The Job

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 14, 2010

by ZMannZilla
5-14-10
Hey Shoggoth, you're home from work early.
Security escorted me out again for kicking a vending machine.
Dude, you were warned about that once.
Yeah, I know Lou, but seriously, all I wanted was what I paid for. The damn snack bag got stuck on the spiral again and I thought I could knock it off before I got caught.
I usually just buy a second snack.
Yeah, well, screw that. If I'm paying a dollar seventy for 1.5 ounces of Corn Nuts, I better be at a baseball game.