R'lyehan Dreams #6 - Nodens Is All About The Long Game

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 14, 2010

by ZMannZilla
5-14-10
Zero wind and about 100 yards to the pin...
It's just a straight shot over an open fairway, but uphill... Hmm, maybe a five or six iron?
NODENS WAGERS $20 THAT YE COULDN'T GET IT OVER THE LAKE WITH A THREE WOOD! HAVE YE THE TESTICLES TO ACCEPT NODENS' CHALLENGE?
That would be stupid, Nodens! The ball would zip right across the green into that giant patch of rough! Golf isn't all macho power-hitting, you know.
NODENS GROWS IMPATIENT WITH THY STALLING!!! THE GAUNTLET HATH BEEN CAST!!! CEASE THE WEEPING OF THY VAGINA!!!
You leave your disurbing and numerous theories about my genitals out of this!