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| It's just a straight shot over an open fairway, but uphill... Hmm, maybe a five or six iron? | |
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| NODENS WAGERS $20 THAT YE COULDN'T GET IT OVER THE LAKE WITH A THREE WOOD! HAVE YE THE TESTICLES TO ACCEPT NODENS' CHALLENGE? | |
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| That would be stupid, Nodens! The ball would zip right across the green into that giant patch of rough! Golf isn't all macho power-hitting, you know. | |
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| NODENS GROWS IMPATIENT WITH THY STALLING!!! THE GAUNTLET HATH BEEN CAST!!! CEASE THE WEEPING OF THY VAGINA!!! | |
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| You leave your disurbing and numerous theories about my genitals out of this! | |
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