R'lyehan Dreams #8 - No, You Can't Play Through

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 30, 2010

by ZMannZilla
5-30-10
Do you believe this crap, Shoggoth? HEY! HURRY UP DOWN THERE! How long have they been putting now?
About ninety seconds, Lou.
You can't be serious, it's been like forever! Are they calculating their shots with an abacus or something?
I am in awe of whatever circumstances made an impatient cuss like you enjoy golf.
It helps me relax.
You relax by whining every five minutes? I had no idea "Cthulhu" was a Jewish name.