This Is Tech Support

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: June 6, 2010

by ZMannZilla
6-06-10
Hey buddy, is this an American? Am I talkin wit an American? I don' wanna talk ta some Injun.
*sigh* Yes, sir, you're talking to an American.
How do I know y'ain't one'a dem Injuns? Prove yer American, boy!
Sir, if you can understand me when I talk, it shouldn't matter. Now if you'll tell me the nature of your problem, I can-
NICE TRY BOY, now PROVE YER AMERICAN!!!
I hate you and want you to die based solely on your shitty English. Is that American enough for you?