To Serve Robot-Kind #86

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: June 30, 2010

by ZMannZilla
6-30-10
RoboPocalype Inc is restructuring itself into a cellphone-games manufacturer...
Oh hey, Slave #A23-TK421! Just the last human on Earth I wanted to see! We're trying to solve a human resources...
"...issue which requires you to stab my spine and extract my DNA", yeah yeah yeah, look, it's my birthday, so could we please get it over with and spare the stupid speech?
See, this is why you should listen when I talk! We aren't going to be giving you any spinal taps for at least the next six months, because your clones are about as tech-savvy as a butter churn!
Wow, I think I just wet myself in joy. Oh wait, no, that's just me knowing the other shoe is about to drop.
Oh, quit being so cynical, #A23-TK421. I got you almost a whole month of recovery from the neuro-augmentation procedure. You should be THANKING me!