R'lyehan Dreams #9 - Roommate Politics In The Kitchen

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 4, 2010

by ZMannZilla
7-04-10
Dammit, Shoggoth, I just microwaved a plate of gyoza!! Why are my chopsticks marinating in a stewpot full of month-old ass water?
Because, Lou, I am sick of always doing the dishes. Those nasty things have been piling up for TWO MONTHS! I was sick of it!
So I did the dishes, Lou. I did all of them. Because sometimes hygeine is more important than "who is who's servant bitch" in the whole roommate politics thing.
That was like a month ago. Plus, you didn't do the utensils. Those are the dishes I actually put in my mouth.
I left those for you to teach you a valuable lesson!