My Crazy Mother

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 18, 2010

by ZMannZilla
7-18-10
Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me?
Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach!
Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me?
Um... yes? It was the 70's, bubeleh! Smoking wasn't bad for babies back then!
Besides, the hash made you stop kicking long enough for me to sleep.