Vodekution (Part One)

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 9, 2010

by ZMannZilla
8-09-10
I bet you didn't know I'm a restaurant owner.
You're right, I didn't know that. What's the name of your restaurant?
Jack In The Boxers. Oh, and your mom eats there all the time.
I wonder why she's never taken me there?
It's between my legs, and you're welcome to eat there any time.
Oh, that explains it. She knows I prefer large portions.