B.O.A.T.S. - How To Troll A Mormon

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 13, 2010

by ZMannZilla
8-13-10
AUTHOR'S NOTE: In real life, I have long, bushy sideburns that hang about 4 inches off my face.
Hi, I'm here to tell you about God. Wow, that's an impressive beard thing you have there!
Thanks. I've been growing it for just over 2 years.
Nifty! I can't believe your employer doesn't make you cut them off.
Well, I just tell them I'm Jewish. Leviticus19:27 forbids Jews from cutting the "peyot", or sideburn hair. Most people are against showing any sort of bias against Jewish religious practices.
That is so neat! I wish us Mormons had something like that.
So does Warren Jeffs.