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| Spare some change mister? Y'know, I never thought I'd be doing this, but God has ways of humbling us all. | |
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| ...so you're claiming that The Almighty made you a homeless bum? How, pray tell, did The Good Lord do that? | |
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| God is teaching me a lesson about alcohol abuse, laziness and gambling by allowing me to be homeless. | |
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| So you think Jesus made you spend all your unemployment checks on liquor and casinos, because he doesn't want you gambling or drinking? | |
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| Hey, The Lord works in mysterious ways. | |
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| Well, I know better than to interfere with His divine plan for you, so I'll be keeping my change. Hallelujah! | |
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