The Big Fat Hairy Nothing

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 11, 2010

by ZMannZilla
9-11-10
Where am I... One moment I was reading, and now... Wait, you're the Childlike Empress! That must mean... The Neverending Story is real?!
Yes Bastion! And only you can save Fantasia! All you need to do is give me a name!
Really? Any name?
Yes! You have already chosen the name, Bastion! Hurry and speak it aloud, that Fantasia may be restored!
...so he picked "Jill"?
I know, right? How am I supposed to make a punchline out of that?!