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Stevetron is teaching the clones how to make cellphone games...
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| Javascript is derived from the Latin words "Java" and "script", meaning "to write with coffee". Therefore, to program cellphone games, you must drink lots of coffee. | |
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| I thought it was derived from Java, the programming language invented by James Gosling which he named after a random word. | |
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| Excuse me, I'M the teacher here, NOT you. Besides, where the hell did you get such a dumb-sounding theory? | |
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| I looked it up on Wikipedia. | |
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| Well, there's your problem, that's a completely unreliable source. As you can tell from my UTI diploma, I am an accredited teacher, thus more reliable. | |
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| I'm sorry, sir, I should know better than to question the bearer of an Associate's Degree from a correspondence school that advertises during late-night re-runs. | |
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