To Serve Robot-Kind #98

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: October 23, 2010

by ZMannZilla
10-23-10
Stevetron is teaching the clones how to make cellphone games...
Javascript is derived from the Latin words "Java" and "script", meaning "to write with coffee". Therefore, to program cellphone games, you must drink lots of coffee.
I thought it was derived from Java, the programming language invented by James Gosling which he named after a random word.
Excuse me, I'M the teacher here, NOT you. Besides, where the hell did you get such a dumb-sounding theory?
I looked it up on Wikipedia.
Well, there's your problem, that's a completely unreliable source. As you can tell from my UTI diploma, I am an accredited teacher, thus more reliable.
I'm sorry, sir, I should know better than to question the bearer of an Associate's Degree from a correspondence school that advertises during late-night re-runs.