Chris Nolan's "Cowboy Physics Begins"

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: November 7, 2010

by ZMannZilla
11-07-10
Earlier that day at the ranch...
So a lady walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives her a stiff one!
Ha, ha!
OK, here's another one- wait, would you get offended if I told a black joke?
Yes, actually. In fact, I only like jokes about advanced quantum mechanics and jokes with puns in the punchline.
Oh, well you're in luck! It seems there were these two Polacks that were building a graviton generator...
I think I already heard this one, but tell it anyways, your version might be different.