Me & Billy's Snowball Fight #4

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 24, 2010

by ZMannZilla
12-24-10
Bad news, Dad. Billy's propaganda campaign is killing these peace talks. He's spreading rumors around the neighborhood about my cooties and the bad way I treat my POWs.
And why am I once again forced to care?
You're my ambassador, and the neighbor kids trust you. I need you to assure them that my hostage is being treated well. Could you pwetty pweeease make an official inquiry and statement?
Hostage? What the... wait...That kid from the sleep-over?
I got a whole Hot Pocket!