Porkman & Finchy Are Total Crap At Being Wedding Planners

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 29, 2010

by ZMannZilla
12-29-10
Holy Cursewords, Porkman! They kicked us out without paying!
Porkman worked so hard on centerpieces and was a diligent DJ! Why is all this hate for Porkman?
Porkman, I'm medically brain-dead, and even I know that "Du Hast" is not appropriate wedding music.
WORDS ARE NOT IN ENGLISH AND PORKMAN HAS A DANCE FOR IT!!! THESE ARE IDEAL CRITERIA FOR WEDDING MUSIC!!!
It's a German song about hate. That's pretty offensive music for a Jewish wedding.
ACK! ALSO PORKMAN IS MADE OF PORK!!