RCD44: This Distance Between Us, It Cuts Like A Knife

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: January 22, 2011

by ZMannZilla
1-22-11
I'm in an intense long distance relationship, with a cute teacher named Betty Connors. She is, for lack of a better term, my soulmate - or so I thought.
I can't believe what I'm seeing, Betty! How could you ever hurt me so?
You see, five minutes ago, I just happened to be in her town, and I decided to drop in on her, y'know, as a surprise.
And that's how I met a cute teacher named Betty Conners.
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!