The Acquisition Of Terror Island #2

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: February 9, 2011

by ZMannZilla
2-09-11
Dude, I responded to every Craigslist ad with the word "island" in it. You do not want what they are selling.
Dude, I'm a 22 year old bazillionaire and I want an island. I will throw money at the internet until I get my stupid island.
Dude, listen. You can't buy an island with Craigslist. You may need to go through some channels that involve leaving the office.
*sigh* Fine dude, I'll get my stupid Dramamine.
Meanwhile, at Terror Island...
Master, there has been a response to your Craigslist ad.
EEEXXXCELLENT!!!