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| Doctor Skull, may I ask why you are selling Terror Island? | |
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| Oh loyal spawn-servant Stravinsky, I owe you at least an explanation. I grow old, and weary, and I no longer enjoy being an evil island overlord. So I need to retire. | |
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| Oh, come now, master. The dark energies of this island preserve your life well. Why, you're 294 years YOUNG! | |
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| Yes... two centuries of dark experiments, arcane rituals, martial arts tournaments and black market trade. It gets boring after several decades. Now I wanna go fly kites in Hawaii for a while. | |
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| Because if someone is rich and stupid enough to buy this accursed mud-soaked shithole, I deserve their money more than they do. | |
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