McCoy LLC, A Family Company

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: April 11, 2011

by ZMannZilla
4-11-11
Sir, we really need to discuss this.
Of course! After all, here at McCoy LLC, we consider our employees to be like family!
That's what I want to talk about. I thought it was just a metaphor when I took the job. I'm not down with the whole "we really are family" thing.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, son. Go on, I won't stop you.
Good. Here's the address you can send my last paycheck to.
Nice try, kiddo, but like I said at dinner, no allowance until you wash my car.