How Do You Like Your Coffee? (5oz. Shot)

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: June 9, 2011

by ZMannZilla
6-09-11
Welcome to Sunmoneys Merch Cafe. How can I make your coffee?
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
And that is...?
Small, very hot, and all over my crotch.
We actually get in trouble if we serve it like that, sir.
You sound just like my pimp.