It Makes Perfect Sense, Since They Can Vote And Pay Taxes

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: June 21, 2011

by ZMannZilla
6-21-11
I'm not homophobic, I just don't think gays should be allowed to get married. It's immoral!
So? How is morality an excuse to deny gays like me the right to marry?
Because it opens the door to all kinds of unnatural things! If gays are allowed to marry, then next thing you know, it'll be legal to marry your dog!
That's stupid. There's no way that could possibly happen.
20 Years Later...
Dammit, the new "gay leash" laws in parks are unreasonable as hell. Promise me you won't bite and I'll let you off the chain.
Speaking of new laws, grab a plastic bag. I left you a little something in the grass over here.