40ish Dude Gets Flirted With & Tells His Wife (Version One)

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 9, 2011

by ZMannZilla
7-09-11
On my way home from the store, I got flirted with by not one, but TWO young ladies!
Pfft. So?
Oh, don't be jealous. Girls that young wouldn't have the first idea of what to do with me.
That's a good point.
It takes years of experience to handle two minutes of flaccid poking followed by ten minutes of crying.