What A Rich, Nuanced Language You Horrible Monsters Have

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 19, 2011

by ZMannZilla
7-19-11
TRANSLATION: I suppose the reason I'm depressed is that I always thought, at this point in my life, I'd be the shotgun-toting survivor, not the creepy, rotting zombie.
Braaaaaiiiinns.
TRANSLATION: But as a human, you were a pack-a-day smoker with no survival skills. Do you realize, statistically speaking, what a long shot your survival would have been?
Brr-r-braaainns?
TRANSLATION: I'm afraid I can't realize anything significant, ever since you ate my brains.
N'guh.