This Is How I Envision Every Dude That Trolls Me On Facebook

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 13, 2011

by ZMannZilla
8-13-11
This newfag was leaving dumb comments on my bro's Facebook like he knew what he was talking about, so I called him a dog-fucking cockstain!
Damn straight, baby! Nothing makes me moister than your mad troll skills!
So he's all like "OK, whatever dude, lighten up" but then I hit him with "Hey son, this is the INTERNET, and it ain't my fault you can't get away with being such a fagtarded know-it-all bitchface!"
Yeah baby, you know I love it when you glue swear words onto normal words! You're so CREATIVE!
Man, just the thought of that dude crying into his keyboard is making me hornier than fuck!
Oh baby, if I existed I'd fuck you SO HARD right now!