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| Oh Lord, my auntie will die unless she gets a new liver. Please help her get the liver she needs. Amen. | |
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| What the FUCK?! Do you have any idea what you're asking God to do for you? | |
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| But I just graduated from Mormon High School yesterday! How could you let me die a virgin?! | |
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| Thank God I got that new liver just in time for my 87th birthday! LET'S GET SHIT-FACED! | |
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