Because God Forbid You Let The Old Girl Go To Heaven

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 23, 2011

by ZMannZilla
8-23-11
Oh Lord, my auntie will die unless she gets a new liver. Please help her get the liver she needs. Amen.
What the FUCK?! Do you have any idea what you're asking God to do for you?
But I just graduated from Mormon High School yesterday! How could you let me die a virgin?!
Divine plan.
Thank God I got that new liver just in time for my 87th birthday! LET'S GET SHIT-FACED!