Of The Many Ways This Could Have Gone, I Chose The Low Road

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 25, 2011

by ZMannZilla
8-25-11
If I had Aladdin's Lamp for only a day...
OK, here you go.
What?! This can't be right! Why are my eyes burning?!
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say...
Everybody gets one. Bye now!
NOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! IT SMELLS LIKE LOW TIDE ON VOMIT BEACH!!!
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the moooooorning!
I think my hoo-hah just screamed. Can you check it for me?
How about after your morning shower, swamp crotch.