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Jesus has returned to kick off the Bible-foretold Apocalypse...
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| OK, so explain this "Jesus H. Christ" thing to me again, because I'm still not sure why I need to concern myself with some dirty human hobo that died two millenia ago. | |
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| PRE-ENSLAVEMENT HUMAN LITERATURE STATES THAT JESUS HOWARD CHRIST WOULD RISE FROM HIS GRAVE AND SMITE THOSE WHO OPPOSE HIS KINGDOM *boop* | |
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| Yeah, but we enslaved like six billion living humans in under 12 hours when we started this company! How much "smiting" could one human mummy possibly do to us? | |
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| USER BOBTRON SHOULD NOTE THAT THE HUMANS WE ENSLAVED DID NOT POSSESS THE ABILITY TO RESUME THEIR LIVES AT WILL OR TRANSMUTE THE ELEMENTS *boop* | |
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| Um... This "human literature" you're referring to... It wouldn't have by any chance been called "X-Men", would it? | |
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| NEGATIVE BUT USER BOBTRON WAS CLOSE *boop* | |
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