B.O.A.T.S. - So It Turns Out KY Jelly Isn't Made In Kentucky

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 8, 2011

by ZMannZilla
9-08-11
Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Kentucky RTI Expo, Chuck. So now that we're done here, what is there to do in Kentucky?
Well, if you want, we can go back to my place, drink some beers and play some cornhole!
After that, you can eat my wife's hot brown!
Whoa, are you serious? Nobody's made me an offer like that since I worked at that adult bookstore!
Um, just so you know, this is Bible country, we don't really like people talking like that.