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Jesus has returned to kick off the Bible-foretold Apocalypse...
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| Jesus H. Christ, I presume? | |
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| 1 LO, I hath returned.
2 The time has come for all true believers to be taken to Heaven,
3 before my Father unleashes the Apocalypse upon the wicked. | |
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| Yes, I remember that from the memo. Hey, quick hypothetical question here, have to ask... would these "true believers" by any chance be live human beings? | |
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| 1 THOSE who come before My Father through me shall always find answers.
2 Verily, I say unto thee, that I do indeed seek both the righteous and the wicked amongst living mortals. | |
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| Well, sorry 'bout the wasted trip then, Mr. Christ. We already killed all those! | |
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