Porkman & Finchy Can't Even Be Trusted With Using A Bathroom

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: October 24, 2011

by ZMannZilla
10-24-11
Holy Cursewords Porkman! My smartphone doesn't work any more!
Fear not, Finchy. Porkman prepared well for this day with $7 a month insurance plan.
Great thinking, Porkman! Will that also pay for a guy to pull it out of the toilet for us?
OMG PORKMAN THINKS IT DOES BUT WHAT IF IT DOES NOT?!?!?!
Well, let's just say drowning in turd-water only makes the birds angrier.
wait no hold up WHY IS PHONE IN THE TOILET?!?!