Rated M For "My Parenting Is Just Fine You Presumptive Dick"

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: November 13, 2011

by ZMannZilla
11-13-11
Welcome to GameStore, how can I help you?
I'm here to pick up the new GTA game for my kid.
Sir, this is an M Rated title, it features sex and violence. Are you sure you want to buy this for your child?
I know it's M Rated but I supervise my kids when they play! What kind of a parent do you think I am?
Y'know, if you run that hooker over after she bangs you, you get your money back.
Dad, I'm 14, I think I can figure out how to game the hooker system all by myself, thank you.