B.O.A.T.S. - It Isn't Fake, It's Scripted, BIG Difference

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: February 8, 2012

by ZMannZilla
2-08-12
So you want to be a pro-wrestler, huh?
Yeah, I heard you once trained to be a pro-wrestler, so I wanted to get your advice.
Well, the training is unreasonably expensive, the pay is well below poverty level, the fanbase is full of insane people with boundary issues, and your co-workers would be drug-fueled egomaniacs.
Meh, whatever, I can learn to deal with a few down-sides in the pursuit of glory and job satisfaction.
Also, it hurts like hell.
What?! Even the fake stuff?! DEAL-BREAKER.