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| Hey Lou, you're home early. | |
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| I got fired from work today, and it was total BS. Entrapment even. | |
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| They had this motivational speaker named Todd. He asks me, "do you believe in yourself?" and I was like "Yes!" He made me say it louder, so I stood up and shouted "I TRULY BELIEVE IN MYSELF!" | |
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| Ah, so you were discussing religion at work. I warned you about this when you took that teaching job. | |
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| Actually they were going to let me off with a warning, but then I ate Todd's soul. If they didn't want me eating souls, they shouldn't have put such a deliciously innocent one in front of me. | |
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