B.O.A.T.S. - "Man Bites Dust" Is Not A Newsworthy Story

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: February 21, 2012

by ZMannZilla
2-21-12
Hey, you remember Stinkybear, right?
No Mom, I do not.
He did my tattoos when I lived in Clearwater? He lived next door to that bar I used to like? He was friends with Moober and Grinch?
Mom, I never lived in Clearwater with you. I therefore haven't got a single clue who Stinkybear, or any of those other people, are.
Well, anyways, Stinkybear died of a heart attack this morning.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!