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| The day after I install the iBorg implant, they come out with the iBorg 2.0! | |
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| The cure for cancer tastes like salty garbage! GROSS! | |
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| Now that weed is legal, people expect me to be on time and give good customer service! | |
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| Vacationing on Mars is so expensive, I had to fly coach! | |
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| What's the point of having free health care if they don't cover penis enlargement? | |
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| My intelligence is so advanced that I can now get annoyed at all the stupid crap humans whine about! | |
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