Basically, I'm A Human Instruction Manual For The Clueless

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 7, 2012

by ZMannZilla
5-07-12
You know, I have no idea what you do when you go to work.
I'm a Client Support Specialist. It's like customer service, but my customers are actually international businesses and organizations.
That kinda sucks. When I worked at a convenience store, I could just kick stupid customers out of the store. Sounds like you actually have to deal with them.
Oh, we have our ways. If explanations and negotiation don't work, I find it's most effective to just kill them with kindness.
...didn't you name your pit bull "Kindness"?
No, you're thinking of "Kisses". I kill burglars with Kisses.