The Sort Of Crap That Only Happens In Video Games #1

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: May 13, 2012

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
Jenkins, that box contains the results of the Q3 analysis from last year. We need to send it to the egg-heads in the Denver office for forecasting.
Right away sir. What level of hero should I offer the job to?
Go with someone lower level. They're more likely to actually complete package delivery quests, and they'll take less experience points.
Very well. I'll go hang out downtown and wait without sleeping and eating for a hero to show up.
Y'know what would be awesome? If there was a company or service we could just give packages to, and they would deliver them for us.
*sigh* I know, right?