So They Have Warp Drives, But Not Dynamic Data Analysis?

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: June 8, 2012

by ZMannZilla
6-08-12
I'm analysing the atmospheric data from the planet, Captain... These methane readings are off the charts!
"Off the charts"? That doesn't make any sense, Ensign. Why are you looking at a chart for methane readings?
Engineering sent me this Excel spreadsheet. The methane readings are off of it.
Dammit, Ensign, just use the scroll bar at the bottom of the screen to go to the right!
Oh... Um... Methane is 87%, sir.
87% methane?! That's off the hook!