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| Oh man, if I don't get this info to our new clients in one hour, we'll lose one of the company's biggest accounts! Fortunately I can whip it up in ten minutes on my computer... | |
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| DADDY I MORE PONY APPLE HUGS COMPUTER? | |
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| I... have no idea what you just asked me for, but I know if I don't get it precisely right you will cry incessantly. | |
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| Trick question, fat man! For it is only your ceaseless ATTENTION I crave, and if you do not give it to me, the neighbors will grow tired of my endless screaming and call CPS! | |
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| Yeah, well, they won't think much better of me if I lose my job catering to your vague demands and emotional blackmail. | |
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| Ah, splendid! So five years from now, when Maury Povich asks me why I do such horrid things with strangers, I shall say it was because YOU CHOSE CAREER OVER ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
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