Contrarian Curtis: The Simple Brilliance Of Contradiction

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: October 20, 2015

by ZMannZilla
10-20-15
I heard you don't like Curtis, the new manager. Why is that?
Everyone thinks he's brilliant, but all he does is overhype some non-problem and then suggest we do things the exact opposite way.
Wow Curtis, I had no idea that talking to our customers on the phone was costing us so much money!
YEP! AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO HELP OUR CUSTOMERS... LESS!
Hey, that idea saved us nearly $300 a year on our corporate phone bill!
...which doesn't even begin to cover the thousands we're losing from product returns and bad Amazon reviews.